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FML I agree, your life sucks 154 You deserved it 47 1 5 2 12 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share By - 19/2/2020 01:00 Don't care Today, I realized that I'm a horrible uncle, I have two nephews and I don't know their age nor birthday. They are twins. FML I agree, your life sucks 165 You deserved it 345 2 0 5 34 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share By - 18/2/2020 20:00 Great mishap Today, while at work I felt the need to fart. My coworker stepped out of the back room, I knew this was my chance. I went for it and to my horror I realize that I shit myself and it dripped down my pants, almost to my socks. In complete panic I ran and fall down with shit. FML I agree, your life sucks 559 You deserved it 303 9 2 17 58 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share By "LilTropics" - 18/2/2020 19:58 I just woke up and was getting ready for my day when I realized I had extra time to spare, so I decided to pleasure myself before I took a shower. My girlfriend woke up to use the bathroom and walked in on me. I agree, your life sucks 234 You deserved it 514 4 2 2 51 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share By - 18/2/2020 18:00 Who is that? Today, while me and my husband had sex, I called my husband "Gabe". That's nowhere near his name and I don't even know a Gabe. He then asked what that means "Gabe darling". FML I agree, your life sucks 480 You deserved it 185 2 3 5 40 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share By - 18/2/2020 14:00 Bad liar Today, I was supposed to see my boyfriend for his birthday. He said his parents are coming down and it may not be a good time for us to really enjoy each other. Last night, I saw a picture of him feeding popcorn to baby Llamas with his drunk stoner friends. FML I agree, your life sucks 715 You deserved it 100 14 2 6 58 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share By - 18/2/2020 05:00 Oops... sorry Today, I was having sex with this guy I’ve been seeing... I was on top and as I was bouncing up and down on him, I went too hard and bent his penis a little... FML I agree, your life sucks 641 You deserved it 187 11 4 74 30 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share By - 18/2/2020 01:00 Great mishap Today, while on the bus to my exam I was muttering a prayer for good luck, but the driver stopped the bus, took everyone out except for me and called the police as he thought that I had a bomb in my bag and the worst part was that I missed the exam. FML I agree, your life sucks 1176 You deserved it 174 12 3 87 22 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share By - 17/2/2020 13:00 Quick stench Today, I had a meeting with my boss, while walking to the meeting room, I feel a fart building up. I ignore it. As I prepare to sit down in the small room my body decided to release the gas with special sound effects I tried to disguise by coughing but the smell had already reached my boss’s nose. FML I agree, your life sucks 864 You deserved it 242 8 2 21 78 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share By - 17/2/2020 18:00 When karma does its job Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 years old daughter. FML I agree, your life sucks 470 You deserved it 2656 14 13 22 179 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share By - 17/2/2020 14:00 Free trip Today, my boyfriend and I were supposed to go to Vietnam. Yesterday, I had to call the police because he was again getting verbally abusive saying I deserved all the times he hit me in the past. He left for Vietnam and said it wasn't a good idea for me to go with him. I paid for the flights. FML I agree, your life sucks 1368 You deserved it 464 45 5 95 15 25 Comments Favorite Tweet Share By - 17/2/2020 05:00 Women being Today my wife told me she feels I judge her clothing choices and it makes her feel ugly and she has started to hate me for it. I'm nearly blind. I don't mind what she wears. FML I agree, your life sucks 1395 You deserved it 84 78 7 17 20 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share By - 17/2/2020 01:00 Missing a long time ends up no longer being Today, I went to meet my girlfriend after 3 months of not seeing each other, and I find out she has a new friend who she shares nudes with. FML I agree, your life sucks 1326 You deserved it 140 56 5 30 10 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share By - 16/2/2020 20:00 Best revenge Today, I found out my ex boyfriend cheat on me. My sister told me he saw her making out with another girl. I exposed him for having a small penis as revenge. FML I agree, your life sucks 451 You deserved it 1388 76 4 10 45 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share By - 16/2/2020 18:00 Bad luck Today, a fly landed in my soup. When I first went to post an FML about it I dropped my phone in the toilet. I cleaned up my phone with a napkin. Now I have some poop under my nails. FML I agree, your life sucks 374 You deserved it 1127 22 2 21 66 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share By - 16/2/2020 14:00 Oh gosh Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML I agree, your life sucks 979 You deserved it 485 10 1 8 75 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share By tsbh - 16/2/2020 05:00 Badaboum Today, I eat some nuggets that looked weird, immediately after my stomach was hurting and I was full of gas. While, in the parking lot one of my friends made me laugh and a really big and noisy fart came out in front of everybody there, and I couldn’t stop laughing and farting. FML I agree, your life sucks 991 You deserved it 471 12 2 6 123 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share By Thescarlettfox - 16/2/2020 01:00 Monster in my bathroom Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was my tuft of hair. FML I agree, your life sucks 1008 You deserved it 660 5 4 8 124 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share By - 15/2/2020 13:00 My advantage Today, I found out why my girlfriend calls me Irish when I'm actually Welsh. I thought she was playing, but her friend informed me that it was because I'm annoying but at least I'm her pot of gold. FML I agree, your life sucks 1250 You deserved it 165 23 5 16 85 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share By - 15/2/2020 14:00 Time to sleep Today, while my wife and I had sex, our dog jumped on, joined the bed and sleep next us. FML I agree, your life sucks 1027 You deserved it 276 11 3 8 105 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share By - 14/2/2020 22:00 - United States - Saint Paul Shameful little thing Today, my girlfriend said I'm great in bed despite my tiny thing. Then, she broke up with me because it's too embarrassing to carry out that with her friends. FML I agree, your life sucks 1369 You deserved it 129 55 3 23 39 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share By - 15/2/2020 01:00 Too stupid Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML I agree, your life sucks 366 You deserved it 1663 13 4 12 104 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share By - 14/2/2020 20:00 Short memory Today, I had to do some really hard maths. I had an idea to crack it, then went looking for a rubber to rub out my other equations. When I came back, I forgot the idea. FML I agree, your life sucks 11...